Foaly: Artemis Fowl… How do I begin to explain Artemis Fowl?
Grub: Artemis Fowl is flawless.
Chix: I hear his hair’s insured for 10,000 ingots.
Mulch: I hear he does shuttle commercials… in Atlantis.
Juliet: His favorite movie is Labyrinth.
Domovoi: One time he met David Bowie on a plane…
N°1: And he told him he looked sneaky.
Holly: One time I punched him in the face… it was awesome.